Wednesday, June 22, 2011

some quiz I saw...

YAOI FANGIRL QUIZ:

*When did you get into Yaoi?
Uh. I have no idea. Probably around 10/11-ish, officially. Unofficially, could’ve been when I was 5.

*How did you get into Yaoi?

TakaoxKai AMV on Youtube, man. That scarred me for some time. And then I found KaixRei (:

*Truthfully, how obsessed do you think you are?

Truthfully? Quite, I might think, since my storylines tend to divert to the shounen-ai region and even more.

*Who's your "All Time Favorite Couple":

ELLExGY FOREVERRRRRRR. There’s a reason why they’re made to my name, okay.

*How many yaoi fanfics have you read?

You make it sound like I actually count. Why would I, when I’m enjoying ALL THE PR0NZ- I mean, the soulful, meaningful and heartwrenching novellas?

To answer your question anyway, it’s probably around the 500+, seeing how I substituted them for books.

*When you see two guys in an anime who you think are perfect for each other, what do you do?

Go to Fanfiction.net and see if anyone else has felt the same way and stated their opinion as such by writing a fanfic shipping them(:

*What does yaoi mean to you?

ALL YOUR BUTTSECKS BELONG TO TEH SEME.
But seriously, when someone says yaoi, I expect a fairly explicit scene somewhere, otherwise it’s just shounen-ai.

*How far would you go for Yaoi?

TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH AND BEYOND- nah, I can just look into my imagination.

*Do you write/read stories about yaoi?

Read: Really hardcore previously, but it’s been waned by yaoi mangas xP

Write: I think I only started writing yaoi when I was 12…but to answer your question, yes (:

*Would you be in a yaoi?

Maybe? Depends on what you mean by ‘you’ in the context of ‘me', because my head is filled with OCs that always seem to appear 'in a yaoi'. But if you want a real-life scenario, then probably be the fangirl at the back squealing at all the cuteness. Or the person that doesn't care, whichever mode I feel like taking on.

*What do you think when you see your neighbors, a 14 or 15 year old kid holding hands with his older brother...around 16 or 17?

IDGAF unless they’re hot. Even then, the first thing that comes to mind is ‘THEY’RE STILL HOLDING HANDS? HUH?’ and then the yaoi fangirl in me will incept the idea of incest into my head.

And then all hell breaks loose.

*How many yaoi pics have you saved in your computer or somewhere else?

Uh. I dunno. Really, I don’t.

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*Do you have yaoi dreams?

HURHURHUR. Unfortunately, no. As much as I imagine it, write and read about it, I have yet to experience a yaoi dream.

I have a friend who has, though (;


*What do you do when you hear the word yaoi?

In head: WHAT HUH YAOI WHERE? squeals like a stereotypical fangirl

In reality: *casually looks up in direction of person who said it*

*You see a couple (guys of course) and they're obviously making out. What do you do?

In head: ZOMG NO WAI LET FREE LOVE REIGN YO.

In reality: *walks past without giving them a second glance, but breaking out into a big smile after passing them*

Your brother/friend/etc. confesses to you that he is gay. How do you react?

In reality: *pats back* There, there. I’ve always known. *small smile*

In head: WAKAKKAKAKA I CAN MAKE MY IMAGINATIONS COME TRUE.

*What would be your ideal SEME guy be like?

My ideal Seme is Nowaki, albeit without the constant chasing because I find that really tiresome in the long run xP

If the Uke keeps running away, then so be it.

One can only chase for so long.

*What about your ideal UKE?

Uh. Ideal Uke? One that is awesomely stellar at everything to the point of a Gary-Stu, but is cynical with everything and anything under the sun, hence coming off as an ill-tempered person with no faith(:


*When your friends ask you about that abnormally large folder with guys going at it, you reply with...

HUH WHUT. WHUT LARGE FOLDER WITH GUYS GOING AT IT? PSH, YOU MUST BE DREAMING. HERE, HERE’S THE SONGS YOU WANTED, BYEBYE.

*You stumble across one of the greatest yaoi sites of all times (NO CENSORSHIP), what do you do?

Run around my house a couple of rounds and come back up to download every picture I deem awesome(:

*If you had to be inside the mind of the uke or seme, which would it be?

MIND OF THE SEME. WE’VE BEEN LOOKING THROUGH THE MIND OF THE UKE FOR WAY TOO LONG, SO IT’S TIME TO RECTIFY THAT.

*Pretend you're the seme, what would you make the uke wear?

The Uke can wear whatever he wants. Who am I to force him to wear stuff?


*Pretend you're the uke now, what would you make the seme for lunch?

A HUGEEE BLT Sandwich or Yangzhou Fried Rice.

(BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES FRIED RICE :D)

*You open a yaoi manga, and there is a hot, steamy sex scene. What do you do?

Read it. Duh.

And then when I’m done, read over it again.

And again.

And again.

*What do you look for in yaoi?

The pr0nz- I mean, the heartfelt, meaningful, soulful and deep feelings that are bonded within the two lovers as they share a passionate moment in an undisclosed location(:


*If you see two guys standing VERY close to each other, what do you do?

I just walk past them? I can control my everyday yaoi thoughts, you know(:

'Sides, I usually don't notice things like these.

*Do you think of guys kissing and stuff like that every second of the day?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Of course not. I have to think of game strategies from time to time too.


*Last question, will you continue loving yaoi until you die?

FOREVER AND EVER, AME-

I mean, of course I will.

I DO, DAMMIT.

LOVE YAOI UNTIL THE TIME OF MY DEATH YO.

FREE LOVE FOR THE WORLD, YO.
okay, back to obscurity.
just had to do a little something because I wanted to(:

Labels: quiz, yay.